The Republic of Slapperie Zacherie il is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.94 billion Slapperie Zacherie ilians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Slapperie Zacherie ilian economy, worth 103 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,512 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slapperie Zacherie il's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slapperie Zacherie il is ranked 192,072^nd in the world and 5,514^th in Suspicious for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 78.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.