The Nationalist republic of Skrakia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.768 billion Skrakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Skrakian economy, worth 534 trillion Deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,192 Deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and many believe that Glorious Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skrakia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Skrakian Nationalism.

Skrakia is ranked 105,895^th in the world and 29^th in NATO 2022 for Safest, scoring 79.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.