The People's Republic of Sitiano is a very large, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 328 million Sitianoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sitianoan economy, worth 11.5 trillion Sitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 35,126 Sitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sitiano's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sitiano is ranked 285,905^th in the world and 967^th in the Outback for Largest Populations, with 328 million capita.