The Trade Confederation of Singhapala Bisaya is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Lumay Temuldav with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.101 billion Bisayans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Sotto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Singhapala Bisayan economy, worth a remarkable 4,702 trillion Ringgits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 333,480 Ringgits, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Black gold is looking more brown these days, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Singhapala Bisaya's national animal is the Great Philippine Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Singhapala Bisaya is ranked 328,226^th in the world and 55^th in Lands End for Nicest Citizens, with 0.21 average smiles per day.