The Queen's State of Simulambuco is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.538 billion Simulambucoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Simulambucoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,021 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, surveillance cameras are banned, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and Simulambuco's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Simulambuco's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Simulambuco is ranked 145,089^th in the world and 13^th in Golden Kingdom for Longest Average Lifespans, with 70.48 years.