The Metro-Commune of Serialia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cadence with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.862 billion Serialians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Serialian economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 146,611 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Serialia's national animal is the robot sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serialia is ranked 15,667^th in the world and 999^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.54 law-abiding acts per hour.