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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,792ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,100thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,593rd
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Powerbroker
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Selva Roja

Population1.079 billion

CapitalLucario

CurrencyMarx
AnimalHippo

The People's Republic of Selva Roja is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.079 billion Selva Rojans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucario. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Selva Rojan economy, worth 121 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,359 Marxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, diplomats miss flights while wandering Lucario Airport's endless art maze, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Selva Roja in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selva Roja's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Selva Roja is ranked 20,787th in the world and 1st in The Diamond Trifecta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,271.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,792ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,100thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,690thNicest Citizens: 14,279thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,581stMost Accessible: 15,940thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16,150thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,365thMost Secular: 18,027thMost Inclusive: 18,954thMost Developed: 19,489thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,083rdBest Weather: 22,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,037thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,086thHighest Food Quality: 28,262ndSmartest Citizens: 29,016thHealthiest Citizens: 29,557thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,829th
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Selva Roja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Selva Roja's influence in The Diamond Trifecta rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Selva Roja, Leader has just been declared ruler of Selva Roja in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Selva Roja, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Selva Roja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Accessible.
  • : Following new legislation in Selva Roja, diplomats miss flights while wandering Lucario Airport's endless art maze.
  • : Selva Roja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Selva Roja, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Selva Roja, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Selva Roja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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