The Republic of Seisapjiplot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.177 billion Seisapjiplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.

The all-consuming Seisapjiplotian economy, worth 122 trillion arils a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,986 arils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,799 per year while the poor average 24,027, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Rainbow jays are considered a delicacy, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and some say that Leader can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seisapjiplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Seisapjiplot is ranked 246,656^th in the world and 1,270^th in ArilCards Inc for Safest, scoring 32.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.