The Gemeinschaft of Seeberg is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Hieronymus von Schopenhegel with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, cynical population of 17.725 billion Seebergundians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brinterberg. The average income tax rate is 40.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Seebergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,735 trillion Belmonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 97,925 Belmonds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, and anyone interested in the stock market is investigated. Crime is well under control. Seeberg's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Seeberg is ranked 264,358^th in the world and 1^st in Misty Berge for Safest, scoring 22.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.