The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.452 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 831 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 26,445 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,578 per year while the poor average 2,157, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.

Sedge is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 177,039^th in the world and 14^th in The Moon for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 528.18 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.