The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.031 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 629 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 23,274 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,105 per year while the poor average 1,868, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the latest political memes depict Sedge as an overly-choreographed robot, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 148,564^th in the world and 42^nd in The Moon for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 397.38 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.