The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 47.054 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Public Transport and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 5,193 trillion dubloons a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,370 dubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 310,178^th in the world and 21^st in The Moon for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.6 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.