The State of Seblarica is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.168 billion Seblaricans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Seblarican economy, worth 533 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,160 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,848 per year while the poor average 3,645, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and Seblarica has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Seblarica's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Seblarica is ranked 265,073^rd in the world and 12^th in the Channel Islands for Safest, scoring 13.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.