The People's Republic of Scotsaint is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 431 million Scotsaintians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Saint Andrew. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Scotsaintian economy, worth 38.1 trillion Scotsaint Chervonets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,474 Scotsaint Chervonets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Scotsaintians any less frightened, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Saint Andrew. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scotsaint's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scotsaint is ranked 35,961^st in the world and 366^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.