The Queendom of Scoilt is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 6 million Scoiltians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The Scoiltian economy, worth 274 billion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,730 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, organ donation is compulsory, gambling is outlawed, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Scoilt's national animal is the Koy fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Scoilt is ranked 230,320^th in the world and 142^nd in Britannia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.