The Philosopher-King of Atymnius is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.748 billion Atymniusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atymniusian economy, worth 414 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,883 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Atymnius's national animal is the dear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atymnius is ranked 9,434^th in the world and 11^th in Britannia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,768.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.