The Theocracy of Savinecross is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Segolene Akabeko the XIIIth with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.818 billion Savicruxxii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loeki. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savinecrossed economy, worth 720 trillion berries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,895 berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's spies are always on break time, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savinecross's national animal is the umbreon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Burning Fist of the Infernape.

Savinecross is ranked 233,208^th in the world and 1,179^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.19 Obesity Rate.