The Theocracy of Savinecross is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Segolene Akabeko the XIIIth with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 17.36 billion Savicruxxii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loeki. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savinecrossed economy, worth a remarkable 2,345 trillion berries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,096 berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning, the news is showing footage of Segolene Akabeko the XIIIth bullying an old man to the point of tears, and wandering Savicruxxii are known for their one-track minds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savinecross's national animal is the umbreon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Burning Fist of the Infernape.

Savinecross is ranked 12,894^th in the world and 221^st in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 111,721.85 Standard Monetary Units.