The Theocracy of Savinecross is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Segolene Akabeko the XIIIth with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.374 billion Savicruxxii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loeki. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savinecrossed economy, worth 678 trillion berries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,165 berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Savinecrossed Values' advise against being proud of Savinecross, babies are a small but significant export, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savinecross's national animal is the umbreon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Burning Fist of the Infernape.

Savinecross is ranked 119,985^th in the world and 389^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 294 billion Standard Monetary Units.