The Freehold of Sarys is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Archon Mariel vas Kotare with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 13.315 billion Saryenes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Averuklun. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saryene economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,425 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarys's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Sarys is ranked 31,392^nd in the world and 1^st in Torrezon for Safest, scoring 108.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.