The Royal Colony of Sargommon is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning Minotaur population. The democratic population of 14.55 billion Labyrinthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sargommonian economy, worth 559 trillion Drachmas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,422 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sargommon's national animal is the Minotaur, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sargommon is ranked 59,179^th in the world and 2,666^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.