The Imperial State of Samonaemia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Samowasret I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 24.749 billion Samonaemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samo-Par. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Samonaemian economy, worth a remarkable 8,846 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,459 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', tourists outnumber citizens two to one, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samonaemia's national animal is the Northern Feathered Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Samonami.

Samonaemia is ranked 328^th in the world and 3^rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 219.19 law-abiding acts per hour.