The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 13.59 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,918 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,159 Great Golden British Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has enacted freedom of information, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Killettland has found 2 easter eggs), human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and the media seems excessively interested in what KillettRyan is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 120,133^rd in the world and 284^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,112.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.