The Rogue Nation of Dieselia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by DIESEL with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.431 billion Ragers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEATHSHITTY. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dieselian economy, worth 232 trillion Dies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,762 Dies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Finch sacrifices, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dieselia's national animal is the Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheismlay.

Dieselia is ranked 249,137^th in the world and 653^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.