The Republic of Saint Spa Vilis Have is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.332 billion Saint Spa Vilis Haveans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Saint Spa Vilis Havean economy, worth 270 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,206 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Spa Vilis Have's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saint Spa Vilis Have is ranked 69,714^th in the world and 918^th in Suspicious for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,120.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.