The Theocracy of Saint David of Wales is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mother Superior Wednesday Addams with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.211 billion Welshers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de la Sofia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.4%.

The powerhouse Walesian economy, worth 258 trillion Pfennies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 80,605 Pfennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,835 per year while the poor average 16,308, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Bike rage is all the rage, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint David of Wales's national animal is the Moo-Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Time Druidism.

Saint David of Wales is ranked 97,415^th in the world and 436^th in NationStates for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 935.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.