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Largest Welfare Programs: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th
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Safj

Population36.209 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.209 billion Safjians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,089 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 416,721 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees from Safj dominate international lumberjack competitions, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and there's never enough space in space. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 57,695th in the world and 27th in Texas for Most Extreme, scoring 25.65 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thMost Advanced Public Education: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13thMost Pacifist: 15thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15thMost Beautiful Environments: 15thMost Inclusive: 17thNicest Citizens: 18thLargest Governments: 19thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rdMost Developed: 25thMost Cultured: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thBest Weather: 32ndLongest Average Lifespans: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 38thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 44thSmartest Citizens: 51stMost Advanced Public Transport: 51stLeast Corrupt Governments: 90thMost Subsidized Industry: 147thHighest Economic Output: 174thHighest Poor Incomes: 207thLowest Crime Rates: 230thMost Efficient Economies: 317thSafest: 382ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 463rdHighest Average Incomes: 658thMost Secular: 944thLargest Populations: 949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,049thMost Influential: 2,312thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,308thNudest: 11,278thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,080thMost Stationary: 17,917thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,514th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, government employees from Safj dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, a government program is underway to revitalize Safj's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.

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