The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.957 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 22,895 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 477,423 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, they say that Safjians made a dessert and called it peace, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 783^rd in the world and 1^st in A Slice of Surreality for Highest Average Incomes, with 477,423.5 Standard Monetary Units.