The Incorporated States of Sadlantis is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning cobra population. The democratic population of 987 million Sadlantisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sadlantisian economy, worth 34.7 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,203 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadlantis's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sadlantis is ranked 104,568^th in the world and 1^st in minerva for Highest Drug Use, scoring 167.48 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.