The Dictatorship of Russian Slavic Federation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ivan Kolotschkeni with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.38 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The Russian Slavic Federationian economy, worth 143 trillion Russian Slavic Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 60,119 Russian Slavic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, the purgative quality of Russian Slavic Federationian cuisine is known across the globe, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian Slavic Federation's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship of The communist mother.

Russian Slavic Federation is ranked 84,144^th in the world and 1,721^st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,490.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.