The Constitutional Monarchy of Rudak66 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 819 million Rudak66ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.

The strong Rudak66ian economy, worth 41.8 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,085 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Rudak66 in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rudak66's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rudak66 is ranked 191,513^th in the world and 5,102^nd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.45 law-abiding acts per hour.