The Colony of RTAP33 is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 7.627 billion RTAP33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient RTAP33ian economy, worth 294 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,641 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RTAP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

RTAP33 is ranked 188,653^rd in the world and 1^st in Restore the axis powers for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.