The Republic of RSCA82 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.1 billion RSCA82ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA82ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,701 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RSCA82's national animal is the stonks, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RSCA82 is ranked 11,652^nd in the world and 85^th in racoda for Safest, scoring 119.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.