The Crying Angel of Royal Bendicion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ben with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed population of 3.679 billion Bendians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kaliptzy Bendianii. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.

The powerhouse Bendian economy, worth 305 trillion British Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,035 British Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,074 per year while the poor average 23,042, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Bendicion's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Royal Bendicion is ranked 73,393^rd in the world and 3,638^th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 47,994.45 Standard Monetary Units.