The Worker's Confederacy of Romuva is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Adrians Gediminaičiai with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.843 billion Romuvans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Romuvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,884 trillion Litas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,102 Litas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Romuva to disarm, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Romuva's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Church.

Romuva is ranked 1,814^th in the world and 2^nd in Aeterna Publicae for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,768.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.