The Homalian of Roleplay Puppet is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.935 billion Roleplay Puppetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Roleplay Puppetian economy, worth 185 trillion Loonies a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,247 Loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, the government has been criticized for giving away Roleplay Puppet's territory to anyone who claims it, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roleplay Puppet's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roleplay Puppet is ranked 157,350^th in the world and 2^nd in Amber Hills for Largest Populations, with 3.94 billion capita.