The Bipedal Creature of Rogei is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Secret with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.062 billion Rogeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Secret. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The strong Rogeian economy, worth 112 trillion Secrets a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,656 Secrets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, warning signs caution Rogeians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and Secret reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Rogei's national animal is the Secret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Rogei is ranked 327,656^th in the world and 61^st in Novo Brasil for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 304.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.