The Republic of Rocketfuel12 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.809 billion Rocketfuel12ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rocketfuel12ian economy, worth 418 trillion rocketfuels a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,951 rocketfuels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel12's national animal is the rocketfuel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rocketfuel12 is ranked 13,336^th in the world and 2^nd in Alliance of Zoitharzinia for Safest, scoring 116.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.