The Technocracy of Rockemsockem is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Renmo with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.178 billion Rockaskeites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vel'os citadel. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sockeite economy, worth a remarkable 2,429 trillion cruisers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 264,715 cruisers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rockemsockem's national animal is the Northern Bisloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coffee.

Rockemsockem is ranked 51,093^rd in the world and 799^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.9 law-abiding acts per hour.