The Rats Are Flowers Now of Robohill is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ratticus Flowuria with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.892 billion flowers enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The large, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petal City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The very strong a flower economy, worth 215 trillion Chips a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 55,489 Chips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,733 per year while the poor average 10,214, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, the a flower Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robohill's national animal is the Human, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Transflowerism.

Robohill is ranked 2,243^rd in the world and 1^st in Nova Hystoria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 14,726.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.