The United Commonwealths of Roberto Garcia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Roberto G-135 with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.188 billion Robertians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robertopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roberto Garcian economy, worth a remarkable 3,386 trillion Pecunias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 277,833 Pecunias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Roberto G-135 can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Roberto Garcian citizenship, Roberto G-135 has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roberto Garcia's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Roberto Garcia is ranked 4,880^th in the world and 8^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Developed, scoring 94.74 on the Human Development Index.