The Holy Empire of Roakia is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 10.618 billion Roakian are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roakia. The average income tax rate is 43.2%.

The large but inefficient Roakian economy, worth 546 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 51,433 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Roakian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roakia's national animal is the Griffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Roakia is ranked 226,349^th in the world and 15^th in Alvion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.