The Incorporated States of Rixurian Conglomerate is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rixu Synthesia with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.144 billion Rixurian Conglomerateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rixu. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rixurian Conglomeratean economy, worth 849 trillion Ixes a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,247 Ixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids coo over Rixu Synthesia's expected child, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Rixu Synthesia's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rixurian Conglomerate's national animal is the Grey Foxes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Synthesiaism.

Rixurian Conglomerate is ranked 154,942^nd in the world and 122^nd in Lands End for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,472.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.