The Cartographic Society of Rivierenland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eleanor Cohen with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.982 billion Rivierenlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utrecht. The average income tax rate is 62.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rivierenlander economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,867 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rivierenland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Rivierenland is ranked 42,250^th in the world and 21^st in South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.77 law-abiding acts per hour.