The Federation of Rio Brazos is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Texi O'Rodeo with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 1.926 billion Brazosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matagorda. The average income tax rate is 50.7%.

The Rio Brazosian economy, worth 88.8 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,107 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, voters regularly try to eat their ballot papers, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rio Brazos's national animal is the Javalina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rio Brazos is ranked 94,935^th in the world and 3^rd in Green Americas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 984.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.