The People's Republic of Rigaloria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mane with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.72 billion Rigesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Kebaraya. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rigesian economy, worth 451 trillion Rousas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,291 Rousas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rigaloria's national animal is the Northern White Faced Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rigaloria is ranked 277,593^rd in the world and 277^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -307.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.