The Riemstagrad Top Level Domain of Ri is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Farao Rambert IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.146 billion Rians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riemstagradgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rian economy, worth a remarkable 3,719 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,153 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

They who do not work shall not eat, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, domestic cruise ships fly the Rian flag out of fear of being blown up, and Farao Rambert IV is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ri's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Heavy Metal.

Ri is ranked 97,969^th in the world and 31^st in Texas for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,867.22 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.