The Matriarchy of Retail Therapy is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.78 billion Retail Therapyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The powerhouse Retail Therapyian economy, worth 292 trillion Cute clothings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 77,454 Cute clothings, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

All you have to do is pray to get into Retail Therapy, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Retail Therapy's national animal is the Ena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Retail Therapy is ranked 188,112^th in the world and 141^st in Mizuki Akiyama for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.