The Republic of Republic of Namibia is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 5.097 billion Republic of Namibians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Republic of Namibian economy, worth 172 trillion Namibian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,810 Namibian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the Republic of Namibia City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, and almost all products in Republic of Namibia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Namibia's national animal is the The Oryx.

Republic of Namibia is ranked 165,568^th in the world and 6^th in Left Behind for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 345.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.