The Republic of Republic of Danzig is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 924 million Republic of Danzigians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Danzigian economy, worth 87.6 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,785 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Danzig's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Danzig is ranked 84,791^st in the world and 625^th in Novaya Zemlya for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,154.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.