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Gloria Fortis Miles Regina Imperatina Viktoriya IX
Most Valuable International Artwork: 474thMost Influential: 1,323rdMost Secular: 1,488th
The Nordic Imperial Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Regna Loreau

Population8.459 billion

CapitalAnova
LeaderRegina Imperatina Viktoriya IX
FaithLoreauan Lutheranism

CurrencyKrona
AnimalNordens Lejon

The Nordic Imperial Queendom of Regna Loreau is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Regina Imperatina Viktoriya IX with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.459 billion Loreauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anova. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loreauan economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,932 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regna Loreau's national animal is the Nordens Lejon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loreauan Lutheranism.

Regna Loreau is ranked 15,759th in the world and 68th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,298.02 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 474thMost Influential: 1,323rdMost Secular: 1,488thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,549thHealthiest Citizens: 1,758thLowest Crime Rates: 1,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,816thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,783rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,166thMost Developed: 3,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,620thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,153rdSmartest Citizens: 4,286thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,330thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,940thLargest Black Market: 5,120thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,378thLargest Governments: 5,551stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,966thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,338thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,707thHighest Food Quality: 8,320thHighest Economic Output: 8,695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,718thLargest Mining Sector: 8,792ndMost Patriotic: 9,506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,705thBest Weather: 10,057thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,180thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,096thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,292ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,310thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,373rdMost Cultured: 14,855thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,444thMost Inclusive: 17,220thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,678th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionNudest: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Regna Loreau, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Regna Loreau lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Regna Loreau was endorsed by The Empire of Dragunovia.
  • : Following new legislation in Regna Loreau, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Regna Loreau, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined.
  • : Following new legislation in Regna Loreau, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Regna Loreau, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Following new legislation in Regna Loreau, Regina Imperatina Viktoriya IX has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Regna Loreau, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in Regna Loreau, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.

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