The Nordic Imperial Queendom of Regna Loreau is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Regina Imperatina Viktoriya IX with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.459 billion Loreauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anova. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loreauan economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,932 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regna Loreau's national animal is the Nordens Lejon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loreauan Lutheranism.

Regna Loreau is ranked 15,759^th in the world and 68^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,298.02 on the Gilded Widget Scale.