The Grand Union of Blutiges Imperium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Chancellor Jangus Roundstone with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.052 billion Blutigians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Blutigian Sanctum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blutiges Imperiumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,218 trillion Butigian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 220,673 Butigian Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,210,085 per year while the poor average 20,493, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Blutiges Imperiumian RPG. Crime is pervasive. Blutiges Imperium's national animal is the Blutadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worshippers of Roundstone.

Blutiges Imperium is ranked 285,722^nd in the world and 191^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.