The Tsardom of Regmotto is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by PM Hristev Máglav and Tsar Krasimirov I with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.423 billion Regmottoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ubiliav. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Regmottoan economy, worth 950 trillion levavs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,106 levavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, and many are questioning PM Hristev Máglav and Tsar Krasimirov I wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regmotto's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Regmotto is ranked 242,028^th in the world and 69^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,344.12 Standard Monetary Units.