The Democratic Republic of Redwhalt is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Consul Poerpos Medici and Rabbit Kaysi with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.926 billion Redwhaltians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Redwhite City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Redwhaltian economy, worth 377 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,139 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Redwhaltian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, the economy is green and the air is black, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redwhalt's national animal is the Reddit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Redwhalt is ranked 317,768^th in the world and 17,019^th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.